So a couple of weeks ago I bought Mike and me a couple's massage session. Up until about a month beforehand, Mike had never had a massage. When people would try to tell him how relaxing they were - or even buy him gift certificates - he would just shrug his shoulders and ask, "What do you do for an hour? Just lie there? Don't you get bored?" No matter how many times I told him that even a ninety-minute session doesn't feel like long enough when you're just lying on the table, feeling the lotion and oils rubbed into your skin, he still didn't get it. More...