So on the cruise I recently went on, I got wasted. But, like many people in the tender grip of alcohol, I didn't think I was wasted at the time.
Incidentally, that was the greatest thing about the cruise--there is
no such thing as irresponsible drinking. You're on a boat. Where are
you going to go? (aside from overboard)
Anyways, it was our first night on the boat, and we all gathered in
Jess and Mike's VIP (yes, VIP) suite to celebrate. And in celebrating,
I downed four or five mimosas on a relatively empty stomach. After an
hour we went on deck to wait for dinner, where I got a shot of vanilla
vodka. And later, at dinner, I had a little food with my red wine. More...